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09.06.2025 03:26

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Another attempt resulted in ...
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10 quotes about science’s value to society - Big Think
No go.
Nuts and Butts
Still no good.
How long would you let a homeless friend stay at your house?
No, not a chance
So they tried
Everyone loved it.
A Cosmic Tech Mystery Results in Literal Lost Souls in This Sci-Fi Short Story - Gizmodo
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Next, they tried...
Thumbs down again.
Why does the UK Labour MP Jess Philips seem to be such a divisive figure?
They put up a sign reading
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
share office space ...
Catatonics & High Colonics
Loons and Moons
As measles spreads across the Americas, outbreaks in Mexico and Canada have also turned deadly - CNN
Hysterias & Posteriors
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Just Forget it!
Pokémon Cafe’s new Mega Charizard curry plate is a work of art in more ways than one - SoraNews24
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Then came..
Unacceptable again!
Horoscope for Sunday, June 08, 2025 - Chicago Sun-Times
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Minds and Behinds
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
How come Taiwan is LGBT friendly, yet Japan and South Korea are not?
So, the docs changed it to read
No way
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Is it true that most Indian men are gay and they just hide their feelings?
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Freaks and Cheeks
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Still no good
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids