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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

09.06.2025 03:26

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Another attempt resulted in ...

10 quotes about science’s value to society - Big Think

No go.

Nuts and Butts

Still no good.

How long would you let a homeless friend stay at your house?

No, not a chance

So they tried

Everyone loved it.

A Cosmic Tech Mystery Results in Literal Lost Souls in This Sci-Fi Short Story - Gizmodo

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Next, they tried...

Thumbs down again.

Why does the UK Labour MP Jess Philips seem to be such a divisive figure?

They put up a sign reading

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Can they start feeding only one meal to prisoners on death row or those doing a life sentence? Because only then will it be real punishment. If they want extra food they can work or pay from their own pocket.

share office space ...

Catatonics & High Colonics

Loons and Moons

As measles spreads across the Americas, outbreaks in Mexico and Canada have also turned deadly - CNN

Hysterias & Posteriors

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Just Forget it!

Pokémon Cafe’s new Mega Charizard curry plate is a work of art in more ways than one - SoraNews24

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Then came..

Unacceptable again!

Horoscope for Sunday, June 08, 2025 - Chicago Sun-Times

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Minds and Behinds

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

How come Taiwan is LGBT friendly, yet Japan and South Korea are not?

So, the docs changed it to read

No way

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Is it true that most Indian men are gay and they just hide their feelings?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Freaks and Cheeks

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Still no good

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids